"A Little Bit Off the Sides Please"
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On 5/25/97 I recieved a radio call to respond on an alarm to a local
Barber Shop. Being familar with my beat and this business I know its probably
a good call. I got the call at 2352 and arrived at 2353 hours. I find the
window smashed and stuff all over the place. I call for a K 9 search. The dog
gets there and searches the business and finds nothing. Oh well the suspect
got away. Officer Williams, whom I work with and everybody thinks is nuts,
Williams is a total nut. A good cop, but a total nut.
Officer Tom
climbs through the window and starts poking around. I tell him to open the
front door and he ignores me. He goes to a closet door and opens it. I can
see all of this through the window. He starts screaming, " get on your hands
and knees MF or I will Kill you." Myself, another officer and the K9 cop
stand there and chuckle. There goes Williams acting stupid again. And I say,"
one day this s^!+* going to be real and no one will believe him." All of a
sudden he drags the guy out of the closet, NOT handcuffed and throws him in a
barber chair. Then he pulls out a blow dryer and proceeds to blow dry his
hair. Finally after a minute he finally opens the door for us and I go in and
arrest him for Breaking and Entering.