The Upcoming Movie Bonanza
What's up? Well, this is the tenth issue of our little article, and
we're celebrating it with: The Upcoming Movie Bonanza.
PRIME
I don't know much about this. It's all one big mystery to me. They
aren't sure of a director, storyline, or anything! What a bunch of
losers!! I bet the special effects will be killer, though. Maybe
I should go through the studio's dumpster's again...
THE INCREDIBLE HULK
This movie should rock!!! It's expected to be a helluva lot better
than the older ones. I heard it will have all of the classic
characters, and get this, Doc Samson! I love that guy!! The
villain is the Leader that wants to detonate a huge gamma-bomb in
order to save his physically frail body. DUH! If he's so smart,
doesn't he know that he will kill himself too?
THE SILVER SURFER
As with Prime, there is little information on this movie. All I
know is that it will focus on that little hub-bub with the Silver
Surfer and Galactus. Now answer me this: Who is man enough or even
big enough to play Galactus, much less than fight him in the movie?
BATMAN AND ROBIN
"Holy fourth sequel, Batman!" Looks like Val Kilmer might don the
mask and cape again, but what about the boy blunder? No word on who
he will be. There's supposed to be two new villains though. Guess
who? Mr. Freeze and Poison Ivy are scheduled for this rumble. Who
will be the old popsicle? None other than Patrick Stewart! And as
for the veggie woman, the names Demi Moore, Sharon Stone, or dare I
say it, Julia Roberts!! Rumor also has it that Alicia Silverstone
will play Batgirl (Alicia in spandex or tight rubber?
YUM!!!!!!!!!).
Well, that's all the time we have for today, I'll see you
next time!
Issue #10 Written By: Jason Moore
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