Whats New In The Hero World
By Jason Moore
Hey. How's it going? I'm just here chillin with the
thirteenth issue. I'm not sure about what we're going to
discuss, so lets just get going.
1. Arseface-
This little guy rocks! He tried to commit suicide
but it just didn't workout. I hate it when that
happens. I just have one quick question though.
Does that little terd ever stop crying? I think
he needs to get a life.
2. Superboy-
What happened to him? I mean, he had a killer
girlfriend. C'mon, she had everything, and they
broke up. Now that he's matured a little, he's
ruined the title. His books were a lot better
when he used to joke and wisecrack like Spider-Man
used to.
3. Spider Man-
His books have just gone downhill from the clone
saga. Peter Parker was just a better
hero, even if he was just a clone. No matter what
Ben Reilly does, he just can't compare to Peter
Parker. I can't wait until he comes back to kick
butt and take names. By the way, what ever
happened to the Steel Spider?
4. Justice League-
These guys just might turn out to be cool
again. I heard that their
whole team is getting revamped and their
going to be a schload load cooler.
Personally, I think it's about time and I
can't wait.
5. X-Men & Silver Surfer-
Could they be teaming up in the
near future? They just might be
the key to repairing the mess left
by Onslaught. Could they be the
next generation of super teams.
Imagine, mutant powers combined
with the power cosmic...too cool.
Puzzling questions of the day:
1. What ever happened to all of Captain America's ex-teammates
(They made the suck squad supreme)?
2. What would happen if the X-men fought Youngblood (Lots of
women's uniforms flying off of their, donchaknow)?
3. Where did Wolverine's nose go (Pitt Impersonator)?
4. What the hell are those things all over Captain America's
chest?
Well, that's all the time I have today, come see me next time and
send some E-Mail at Old Dominion X
Press. I really need
your input.
Issue #13 written by Jason Moore
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