Bad Guys Turned Good
Welcome back!! As you know, I've made it to the third issue with
all of my perverted stuff. Well guess what, I ain't goin' to
stop now!! Today, we'll talk about bad guys turned good.
Venom:
What's up with that? This guy could pretty much rule the marvel
universe, except he feels that he must protect the innocent and
eat the guilty. What a moron!!! If I could kick Spider-man's
butt halfway 'till Tuesday. The possibilities would be endless.
C'mon man, get your act together!!!
Deadpool:
This guy is cool!! He can pretty much do whatever he wants. Why
be a good guy for a while? That, my friends, is what I want to
know. If I were Deadpool, I would get a life and attack someone
who didn't kick my butt every time.
Magneto:
This guy had more power than he knew what to do with. This
master of magnetism could take out Wolverine for cryin' out
loud!!! The only person that was ever able to touch him was
Professor X. And he was lucky to do that. At first he felt that
he should "cleanse humanity from regular humans". Why'd you
stop?!
Juggernaut:
This guy could beat up the X-Men, Thor, and Spider-Man. Now,
this wuss is leading a team of heroes called the Exiles. What a
change! What a leader, as a bad guy, he couldn't get away with
anything. If he wiped his butt, the X-Men would start to attack
him. What a loser! He lead his team against the X-men and
expected them to win. He's gonna go far.
Beavis and Butthead:
These two guys try to be bad, but end up doing good (I said
"doing"). They are so goofy, they even put me to shame. I'm
just so proud of 'em!
Puzzling thoughts for today:
1. Are Batman's ears always like that, or is he just happy to
see the villains?
2. Why did the Thing wear a mask after his fight with Wolverine
(it's not like he could have gotten any uglier)?
3. Why are all of Wolverine's sidekicks girls (makes you wonder
about it, huh)?
4. Why does Shi wear so much make-up (does she have a decorating
problem or what)?
5. Does Galactus ever have to go to the bathroom (it must take
him a week)?
Issue #3 - written by: Jason Moore
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