So, here we are just sittin' around doing nothing.... except READING MY ARTICLE!!! Now you are the coolest people of all time. You rule. Today, we will be talking about: The best dressed superheroes of all time.
This guy rules. I have only one question though: What does he look like under the mask?
When will the bad guys ever learn? The more they try to get rid of him, the more he will kick their butts. This guy hardly ever talks, so how do you know how he's feeling? There's only one true way to find out; fight him. Uh-uh. I'll let you take this one.
Just look at her.
He kicks butt! I want a costume like that. Marvel found a winner with this costume. If Spider-Man wore this costume, I bet he wouldn't have gotten beaten up as much as he did. And last but not least:
His mask is one to be laughed at, but his ring is one to gawk at. With his power, he can make himself a new costume if he got tired of the old one. No more having to worry about what to wear or doing the laundry. I'll buy his ring for a quarter if he's interested...
1. What would happen to Douglock if he got too close to a magnet?
2. What would happen if the Human Torch fought Hydro-Man?
3. Can Shadowcat walk through a fog while fazed?
4. Why does Solar look so much like Cyclops?
5. What would happen to Captain America if he joined Alpha Flight? Would they actually be cooler?
6. Can the Green Lantern make a woman?
Join me next week as I talk about the worst dressed superheroes
of all time.
Issue #6 - Written by Jason Moore
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