“The Mighty John Winn” got his stocking stuffed at Main Street USA in Annandale, VA… Two sisters, both with distinctive “jeans”, showed great admiration for John’s performance and rewarded him with a kiss… actually I think only one sister kissed him… the band was very pleased with this accomplishment!!!

Jeff lost his bass in Farmville, and it still has not been found… If anyone has any information to the location of his bass please call crimestoppers at 1-800- SCRUMPTIOUS…

Chris Lowry’s guitar gently wept as Scotty from Star Trek suddenly appeared out of thin air (as if beamed) right next to him on stage. Startled, he dropped his pick during his “butter-fly love touch” solo… this didn’t stop him… Lowry is not only amazing; he is resourceful…

Jody Boyd got his first taste of metal when he swallowed his mike on a Crosby, Stills and Nash song… Not dropping a beat he quickly shifted gears and sang a meaty solo with his uvula…

Chris Leitch didn’t do anything worth talkn’ about… he is pretty much the most uninteresting person in the whole band… no one cares about him… no one loves him… he is a good-for-nothing loser with no drive or motivation…

- the band’s album might be comin’ out later than we expected… we will keep you posted… if you have any ideas (good or bad) as to what we should call it e-mail us with your suggestion…

* the names and events have been changed or altered to protect the innocent...